A friend of mine likes to play with anagrams during long boring meetings. This is what he was able to do with my name (Michael Miller)...

Mike,

You've got a lot of vowels, so your name is really good:

I call him Elmer
Mice hill realm
Ill Harlem mice
Real chime mill

Wendy doesn't work out well -- needs more vowels.

(I'll stop now.) :-)